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Eva Longoria to Direct 'Flamin' Hot', The Life, Success, and Troubles of Chester Cheetah
HOLLYWOOD - Eva Longoria will direct Fox Searchlight’s “Flamin’ Hot,” a biopic about Chester Cheetah, the tragi-comic hero and inventor who founded the Cheetos Empire. Boredroom News first reported in...
Spirit of Halloween Store Spookily Early
EVERY AMERICAN CITY - Something dark is brewing in the abandoned Famous Footwear downtown. Under the cover of night, a mysterious figure from a faraway land (perhaps New Jersey) conjured...
Young Man Radicalized Online, Joins Extremist Capitalist Faction
UNDISCLOSED LOCATION, UPPER MANHATTAN - It is harrowing story, but, unfortunately, an all-to-familiar one: a bright, young man descends into an online world that warps his mind with twisted ideologies...
Heavy Metals Mining Company Expands into Adult Contemporary
NYE COUNTY, NV - The Round Mountain Mine, an open-pit mine extracting gold and other heavy metals or over a hundred years, is adjusting its portfolio to include adult contemporary...
Half of All Startups Fails Because People like Dave Can't Get Their Shit Together
NEW YORK CITY - As a leading voice in the business community, Boredroom News has covered the journeys of hundreds of startups and have seen a pattern in these stories....
