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Panhandler Extends Omni Channel Presence
AUSTIN, TX - As the digital revolution continues to spread, tech-savvy individuals in every industry have found success – and panhandling is no exception. Bivouacked on Red River Street between...
Defying Patagonia, Columbia Sportswear Vest Specifically for High Performance Finance
BEAVERTON, WA - Although rivals have eschewed finance professionals, the Columbia Sportswear Company is leaning into the demographic by releasing a new line of fleece vests that have been specifically...
Management Tells Abraham to Bring Intern to Sacrifice
PITTSBURGH, PA - Early this week senior executives at Kraft Heinz (KHC) directed Director of Supply Chain Operations Robert Abraham to take his only MBA intern and sacrifice him as...
Hipster Bar Acquires OBGYN, Irish-Jewish Bagel Shop, and Lilypad Gardening Tool Rental
PORTLAND, OR - Pabst Beers, Pap Smears, Pat’s Schmears, and Pad Sheers to open in July of 2019.
Fox Revives 'Firefly' After Finding Trove of Unread Letters; 'We Didn't Know People Wanted This'
LOS ANGELES, CA - Stunned Fox executives hurriedly green-lit production of new episodes of beloved former television franchise Firefly on Wednesday after they realized that there had been nearly two...
