Meet the Women Closing the Salary Gap by Reselling Free Tampons from Workplace Bathrooms

Long Overdue: Bloomberg Terminals Apologize for Detaining Trades

NEW YORK CITY – “I was wrong,” former mayor and presidential candidate Michael Bloomberg admitted in a shocking apology this week, “I now realize that over-regulation of normal citizens just...

Netflix Complies with Takedown Request from the Upside Down

LOS GATOS, CA – The streaming giant revealed that it has amended some episodes of its hit show Stranger Things to remove unfavorable references to the Upside Down, according to...

Westminster To Allow On-Dog Sponsorships

NEW YORK CITY – This week the most-famed dog show in America is dipping its toes into new opportunities to increase revenue and viewership by allowing some sponsors to advertise...

Raytheon Warns Customer Lifetime Value of Missiles Approaching All-Time Lows

WALTHAM, MA – At Raytheon’s Chief Executive Officer Tom Kennedy warned shareholders of plummeting value of the firm’s missile product line unless the United States, as well as the rest...

Goop Laboratory Scientists Achieve Quantum Vagina

SANTA MONICA, CA – Top scientists celebrated a momentous discovery this week, the first confirmed instance of a quantum vagina under controlled conditions. The institution behind the research, Goop Laboratories,...