Vintage Mountain Dew Black Label, Once Owned by Napoleon, Auctioned for $1.6M

NEW YORK CITY – A 205-year-old can of Black Label Mountain Dew became the most expensive bottle of wine ever sold at auction, fetching $1,580,000. Sotheby’s announced on Monday that...

The Long Con: How Carlos Ghosn Escaped in the Glove Box of His Nissan Altima

TOKYO – “We thought it was strange when he told us to make the glove box large enough for a 60-year-old Lebanese man,” recalls Akira Miyamoto, lead automotive designer on...

Peloton Stock Plummets After Bikes Fail Road Test

NEW YORK CITY – Peloton (PTON), the exercise equipment company, is “taking a step back to reassess” after their luxury bicycle failed multiple road tests earlier this week. The setback...

Hamstring Pulled During Enterprise Agility Exercise

Elves Denied Bathroom Breaks to Meet Toy Quotas

NORTH POLE – Half-finished toys strewn about, workers asleep on the assembly line, urine-soaked yule logs: welcome to Santa’s Workshop. Behind its immaculately-curated public image, life at the North Pole...

'Boomer Worse than N-word' Says Executive Who Regularly Wore Blackface

ROSSLYN, VA – As the Ok Boomer meme sweeps the nation, it has bristled some of the older Americans it characterizes. “Hate speech will not be tolerated,” declared one victim...