HBO Theranos Doc to Focus on Holmes as Blood-stealing Vampire

PARK CITY, UT - At the Sundance Film Festival last weekend, Academy Award winner Alex Gibney debuted his latest collaboration with the HBO network, The Inventor: Out for Blood in...

Dutch East India Co. Still Betting Nutmeg Prices Will Bounce Back

BANDA ISLANDS, INDONESIA - Despite nearly four centuries of falling nutmeg prices, the Dutch East India Company (VOC) remains dedicated to the crop and is hopeful about the future. Following...

Denim Startup UnZippd Revolutionizes Wearing Pants

NEW YORK, NY - As a dude with a sometimes uncomfortably large bulge, finding jeans that fit me is a hassle; and if I want stylish denim that won’t break...

Slack Changes Logo to the Yellow Sign

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Millions of Slack users noticed a change in the popular chat application Tuesday; the familiar hashtag (or octothorpe) icon had been replaced with a strange symbol,...

Chrysler Building for Sale; Giant Crows Very Interested

TSA Employees Resort to Loose Change from X-Ray Conveyor Amid Gov Shutdown

MIAMI, FL - As the longest U.S. government shutdown in history slogs into its fourth week with no end in sight, Transportation Security Administration officials have resorted to making up...