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Are Millenials Texting 'Here' Killing the Home Invasion Industry?
DETROIT, MI - Back in the good old days, just about anyone could go up to someone’s door and ring their doorbell to see if they were home. If no...
Failure to Launch: Only Content Available on Disney+ Animated Robin Hood Gifs
BURBANK, CA - The most anticipated launch of the streaming era hit a major snag this morning as Disney+, the vehicle by which Disney (DIS) plans to exclusively distribute their...
Cursed Teleconference Haunted by Ghost Mouse Pointer
BETHESDA, MD - It was a dark and story late afternoon when the assembled Sales and Operations teams at Chevy Chase Regional Bank, many from throughout the Greater D.C. area,...
Pulitzer Committee Adds New Category for Bojack Horseman Thinkpieces
NEW YORK CITY - Columbia University announced that this year’s Pulitzer Prize Board will consider a new category, Excellence in Bojack Horseman Thinkpiece Writing. Steve Coll, Dean of the Columbia...
Tiger Schulmann Karate Wins $10B Pentagon Contract to Train USMC
SAN DIEGO, CA - The Department of Defense awarded a $10 billion contract to Tiger Schulmann Karate (TSK) on Friday to overhaul the Marine Corps Martial Arts Program (MCMAP). The...
