PepsiCo Sues Coca-Cola Over 'Misleading' Alpaca Blood Ad

ATLANTA, GA - The farmers in a recent commercial for Coca-Cola just wanted to protect their furry camelid friends, but PepsiCo is not amused. The ad, which first aired during...

Hudson Yards Opens Hunting Grounds for The Most Dangerous Game

NEW YORK, NY - Flocking to the newly-opened Hudson Yards, shoppers, tourists, and residents of the luxury apartment buildings will find another attraction this week, an open-air game preserve dedicated...

Satanic Orgy Also Networking Event

UNDISCLOSED LOCATION, LOWER MANHATTAN - The Society of Baphomet, an ancient cult devoted to orgiastic rites, held their first networking get-together of the spring this week in a cavernous, underground...

Unlike Undergraduate Scandal, 'MBA Admissions a Complete Meritocracy,' Says Student Whose Family Donated $10 Million

NEW YORK, NY - As the world of higher education reels from the indictments of actresses and millionaires in bribing undergraduate admissions departments, those in top business school can rest...

Holistic Business School Teaches Financial Accounting through Interpretive Dance

Philadelphia Returns to Wampum Currency to Combat 'Cashless' Retail

PHILADELPHIA, PA - This old school, physical currency might be the next wave of a more egalitarian economy in the City of Brotherly Love. Amid the trend of ‘cashless’ coffee...