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Honk Kong Disneyland Euthanizes Sneezing Mickey Mascot
HONG KONG – “We couldn’t take any chances,” lamented James Lee, a spokesman for the theme park, when it was announced earlier this week that the beloved Disney mascot had...
MTA President Quits; Masked Vigilante Improving Train Delays Emerges
NEW YORK CITY - Andy Byford, the beleaguered head of the MTA who was brought in to fix the ailing transit system two years ago, announced his resignation Thursday. Mr....
Want to Get Ahead at the Office? Try Microdosing PCP
OAKLAND, CA – American workers are increasingly receptive to microdosing at work to increase creativity and productivity, but what happens when everyone has the same advantage to get ahead? Some...
IBM Bets Big on Pivot to Unprofessional Services
ARMONK, NY – With better-than-expected earnings to round out the last quarter, senior leadership at Big Blue (IBM) announced during their annual earnings call how they intend to generate value...
New TikTok Security Flaw Allows Users to View How They Die
LOS ANGELES – According to research by a leading cybersecurity firm, a serious vulnerability has allowed some users of the social media network TikTok to view their own deaths at...
