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Charles Schwab Offering Free Small Fries with Every Trade
NEW YORK CITY - On Tuesday, Charles Schwab (SCHW) announced that it would be providing a free small serving of French fries with every online trade — including U.S. stocks,...
Disney Announces New Collaboration with Summer's Eve
HOLLYWOOD, CA - In collaboration with Summer’s Eve brand feminine hygiene products, the Walt Disney Company has greenlit production of Beauty and the Yeast starring Emma Watson as a young...
Poke Bowl Craze Decimating Native Pokémon Populations
HONOLULU, HI - Pokémon stocks in throughout the nation are on the brink of collapse largely because authorities have allowed too many to be killed to support the glut of...
Summer Analyst with Return Offer Now Says Every Number in BPS
ANN ARBOR, MI - Former Citigroup Summer Analyst, Dylan Hartigan, returned to campus this week after receiving a full-time offer of employment after graduation. By referring to all numbers in...
Barilla Halts Production of Farfalle for Being 'Pretty Gay'
PARMA, ITALY - Guido Barilla, the outspoken chairman of one of the market’s leading pasta manufacturers, is in hot water once again for his views on LGBT issues. Effective this...
